Frequently Asked Questions
Q: I found a typo in one of your books, and I want to tell you about it.
A: Feel free! Typos are embarrassing and I appreciate you letting me know. Please include what version of the book contains the error (paperback, Kindle, etc).
Q: I have an idea for a story, and I want to tell you about it.
A: Please don’t. For legal reasons I’m unable to listen to your story ideas. Any emails along those lines are deleted unread.
Q: Where’s your Facebook page?
A: I’m not on Facebook because they suck SO hard.
Q: I’m a Marketing/SEO person and I want to tell you about our product or service.
A: HALT! Do not pass GO. This contact form is not an invitation to send me ads.
Q: I’m an author and I’d like to write a guest post for your blog.
A: Cool. Send me your pitch!
Q: Who is your agent?
Q: When will I hear back from you?
A: No guarantees, but I do my best. Notes from readers are nice and I appreciate you all. 🙂