My heroine: Alley Toupee

So… I dictated a chapter of a novel into my iPhone yesterday and Ellie Tappet became “alley toupee” in the translation. I also found a random phrase while tidying up the file: “dick in a basket” and while I’m quite certain I never said that…

😂 🙃🤣

I need more coffee. ALL the coffee. 😴 Good Morning. ☀️